Karl de Hamilton is the stereotypical creepy, obese villainous noble you’d find in a hardcore eroge. Hated by nearly everyone for his disgusting appearance, he leads a lazy, shut-in life. But now that I've reincarnated as him, the first order of business—get fit and lose weight! And not just me—I'll invite my equally unfortunate-looking friends (like the villainess) and we'll diet together! To avoid the death flag of being killed by the protagonist, I’ll try to stay away from him as much as possible and aim for a peaceful, slow life. There are other villain-type characters besides me, so I’ll break the game’s scenario to make sure they don’t do anything evil either! Wait, why are the S-rank heroines—the protagonist's top-tier love interests—getting involved with me!?